Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I've repeated this waaaay too many times ...

Copied and pasted from an e-mail I sent:


Hello everyone!

I apologize for the mass e-mail, but I thought I'd give a quick announcement that I will not be able to move back to LA at the end of August. I am incredibly upset about this because I was really looking forward to moving. However, the reason why I am staying in NYC is positive: I got got signed by an agent. So right now is not a good time to leave because this agent will not be able to represent me in LA.

After stepping back and looking at the big picture, I was told that since I am not part of SAG yet and that since I do not have an acting reel yet, it will be extremely difficult for me to get anywhere in LA right now. Basically EVERYONE goes to LA to become an actor and without having an agent, my SAG card, or a reel, I would just be like everyone else. If I stay in New York a little longer, I would be able to keep my agent and get some work under my belt, therefore making my transition to LA easier. I was also told that if I went to LA now, it would be at least 5 - 6 years before I'd be able to get another agent. To be honest, I don't want to be 30 and be in exactly the same place that I am now. So I figured that this is the best solution. However, I will be coming to LA for all of Sept so that I can detox and rest. Then I'll be returning to NYC Oct 1st to start being an actress - for real this time!

That's all for now and I hope that everyone is well. For those in LA, I will be in touch so that I can see everyone in Sept!

Much love,
Simmone

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Oh! And my new name ...

FYI, I now go by "Simmin Yu". It's my quest to no longer have my name mispronounced by strangers. Stage name, here I come!

Addendum to "Agent?!?"

I am now working exclusively with the agent. Yay! I have an agent! ... except that I'm leaving in a little over a month ... don't ask. I don't know what's going on with my life at this moment. *sigh*
 

Monday, July 21, 2008

Heart!



Christian, the Lion

Agent?!?

So apparently I do have an agent ... and I didn't know it! To explain, after I had that interview with the agent, she asked me to bring in headshots and resumes and I guess we now have a verbal agreement to work together. I didn't know agents worked with verbal agreements, but apparently some do. On the plus side, I am not exclusively with this agent, so I can work with other agents. Also, this made me feel a lot better about leaving at the end of August. On the down side, I'll have to go about getting an agent all over again in LA. *sigh* God, I hate this business!
 

Friday, July 18, 2008

Meow Mix-Up

In their trashy new hit, "When I grow Up," the Pussycat Dolls sing about their desire for "groupies." But that's not what everybody is actually hearing, as our very unscientific survey proves. 

66% - Boobies
24% - Groupies
7% - Rubies
3% - Movies

- Written by Christian Blauvelt and Jaya Saxena, Entertainment Weekly

Video below if you're not familiar with the group or the song:



Hey, I work as a receptionist for a photo re-touching studio that works on advertisement photos for major fashion labels. I'm looking at magazines all day - that's how I run into all this crap. :0P

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Nail Salon

I'm usually pretty defensive when non-Asian people or comedians try to imitate an Asian accent while speaking English. It usually borders on sounding racist. However, I think Anjelah Johnson does it quite well:


Thanks for the heads-up, Julie!

Friday, July 11, 2008

A STD Commerical Audition!!!

Noel and I had this conversation a few nights ago:

Noel: "It'd be really funny if you got one of those Herpes commercials. 

*Imitates*

Girl: I have herpes.
Boy: I do not.
Girl: And we want to keep it that way.

Hahahaha!"

Simmone: "Well, let's think about this Noel. If I did do a commercial like that, you'd be the boy who was WITH the girl with herpes."

Noel: *Pause* NO!!!! You're not allowed to do STD commercials!!!

Mwahahaha!

Simmone: 1  Noel: 0 

And as fate would have it: I have an audition for a Hepatitis C medication commercial on Monday. Yup, I'd be the girl with Hepatitis C. Noel's not too pleased. Hahaha!

Speed Limit 55

Republican Senator John Warner proposed that we set speed limits to 55 mph because that is the speed where a vehicle is at optimum gasoline efficiency.

You can check out the article here.

While it may help the nation in regards to the whole issue of increasing gas prices, some students from Georgia State University proved that it may not exactly be the best idea. While they were not doing this in response to the senator's proposition, their experiment was pretty interesting.




Can you imagine what would happen if they had done this in LA?!? ... I wonder if they would've even been able to do it, since there seems to be a perpetual traffic jam there.
Thanks to Jeremy for the heads up!

I thought I'd give a little update with the acting. As of now, I have two legit agents interested in signing me!!! Yay!!! (A legit agent deals with films, tv shows, and theater jobs, verses a commercial agent who deals with commercials.) I met with one of them yesterday. She gave me constructive criticism about the format of my resume and basically told me to get new headshots, which wasn't a surprise. Yay - can't wait to spend more money that I don't have [sarcasm]. On the plus side, no one has told me to lose weight, which is what agents were telling me back in November. Come to think of it, I should post a picture of what I looked like back then and juxtapose it one of what I look like now. Tis' a little crazy at how much of a difference two and a half inches off the waist can make. :0) On the weird side, the agent told me to start wearing more make-up. Her exact word were, "And you need to start looking like the actress that you are!" Huh??? Er ... okie? False eyelashes here I come??? My career coach balked at that comment, saying, "I don't see how that's any of her business!", which I thought was pretty amusing. I haven't made an appointment with the other agent yet, but it's nice to know that I have a couple of options. Tee hee!

And yes, I can have an agent here and still work in LA. These two agents have affiliates in LA who'd most likely be willing to work with me out there if/when I get signed. I haven't said anything about moving yet, so shhhhh! I'm planning on telling them, but I wanna get my foot in the door first! ;0)

Thanks Kate, for introducing me to Susan!!!!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Jesus Land

I was contemplating the idea of listing and reviewing the books that I read on here. I love to read, always have since I learned how to read. However, since the occurrence of high school and college, there were a few years where a book was the last thing I wanted to set my eyes on. When that finally lifted, I found that it was just a pain in the butt to get to any Manhattan Public Library location. The nearest location to me is out of the way and I could never manage to get myself there without my books being overdue. (Getting there involves taking a train uptown, then switching onto a different train to travel back downtown and other bullshit that just makes the whole process miserable.) I might as well just buy my books, since I'm spending money on library fines. With that resolution, I realized that I have to have money to buy books in the first place (because I earn so much money as a "starving artist" [sarcasm]). Therefore, I don't read as much as I'd like. However, this blog has thus far, proven to be a great way to kill my time in my cushy (and relatively predictable) job as a receptionist, waiting for each day before I move to pass. So why not write about books?

Before I continue, I just want to put out there that I welcome all and any kind of book recommendations! Er ... well almost any kind of recommendations. Not many people would recommend theology that analyzes the roots of Christianity or early civilization - that's distinctly an honor that is to be bestowed upon my Dad. Who reads that kind of dry stuff for fun and relaxation?!? Especially when they're not going to write a thesis or dissertation?!? The alien creature who claims to be my father, apparently. But yes, discussions, suggestions, civil disagreements - all welcome!

That said:


Jesus Land by Julia Scheeres. (I know I'm supposed to underline books, but for some reason, blogspot doesn't allow text to be underlined. Bizarre.) My friend, Mia recommended this book to me and I finished it in 2 days! I could not put it down. Scheeres wrote this memoir based on the close relationship she had with her adopted black brother and what it was like growing up as adolescents in a suffocatingly Calvinist family, in the racist mid-West of the late 1970's - early 1980's. She covers the guilt she experienced at the privileges of being white, to the obstacles that are commonly plagued by the average American teenager. Her tale continues as her parents send both her and her brother to the religious reform school, Escuela Caribe, located in the Dominican Republic. As she recounts the harrowing experience she had at the hands of an abusive and under-trained staff, one cannot ignore the flames of hope throughout every page. Even through the ruthlessness of struggling to survive, she and her brother never forget about freedom just beyond the cement walls of their prison, and the faith and hope that some day they'll fit in to the loving family that they never had.

Scheeres' memoir is not the most uplifting story of human survival, but it is definitely a far cry from depressing. The one thing that I marvel at is the juxtaposition of man's ability for distortion and torture, and the robust faith of human nature that things can get better, even in the worst of times.

Julia Scheeres has her own website if you'd like to find out more about her, and her campaign against abusive religious reform schools. I'd recommend poking around after you read the book because the site definitely gives you a little more of the closure that you're craving after you're done.


Thanks for the recommendation, Mia!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Rudy's Visit!



Ahhh ... the Brooklyn Bridge ...



I believe that my favorite place out of all places in New York City is the Brooklyn Bridge. Perhaps it's because it's around water which reminds me of California, or perhaps it's because it allows me look at Manhattan from afar - where the city lights give the aura that dreams can come true on that island ... It's probably both. But it's the one place in this city where I truly feel uplifted and for a few minutes, happy to be where I am. Plus, Grimaldi's is just on the other side of the bridge so the whole area is bubbling with positivity! Whether or not you agree that Grimaldi's has the best pizza in NYC, you can't deny that it's pretty damn good! Just ask Rudy. I took him there!

Ah yes, Mr. Rudy Martinez. Two thirds (because we're missing Roz) of the South Pasadena High School "Drama Shorties" were together in New York City for a week. Hooray for being 5' 1" or under! It's odd how our high school counselors said that our high school friends would be some of the best friends we'd ever have. At the time I thought it was a little premature for anyone to say that, but for now, it's looking to be true.

Rudy came out here for only one reason: Vacation! He left last Sunday afternoon. I have to say that I'm a little jealous. I wish I could come out to NYC for a vacation. Manhattan is a wonderful playground, but not so great of a place to live in. But I keep telling myself that I've only got two more months to go! (Eeps! That's really soon!) It's somewhat of a tradition of mine, to take my visitors for a walk over the Brooklyn Bridge to Grimaldi's on the last night of their visit. On this this night, there was a happy surprise! 


And I managed to find the locations of all four waterfalls!

Manhattan

Governor's Island

Brooklyn

Brooklyn Tower at the Brooklyn Bridge

For those of you who read the article before looking at my pictures, you may have noticed that this last photograph is from the newspaper article. Okay, okay, I admit it!!! I couldn't find the last one. I had to go home and read the article to find out where it was. But hey, cut me some slack! No wonder I couldn't find the last one because it was directly underneath and literally on the bridge we were walking on!!! But finding 3 out of 4 ain't too shabby, if I might say so myself.

In fact, it seemed that the entire bridge was being decorated by art exhibits:


This was hung onto the belly of the bridge. In my excitement, I forgot to see if there was anything explaining what was going on here. So I have no idea what this is.

One of the inside jokes that Rudy and I have is that we have romantic chemistry every where, except in reality. I chalk it up to the fact that we're approximately the same size. We have more of a brother-sister relationship. So yes, when we had to play a romantic couple in our high school production of Once Upon a Mattress (he played "Dauntless", I was "Winifred"), it felt a little incestuous. Indeed, we put up with the "you guys are so cute together" comments with good humor, but the fact that so many years have passed and we still can't seem to take a picture without us looking like a couple is a little annoying! 

To me, this looks like we're honeymooners or something. *sigh* 

I'm not too pleased with my photo shopping skills. There isn't enough light at this location for a good picture. However, it's one of the best places to get a good view of the NYC skyline. Oh well. I guess what's more important is the memory that this photos represents rather than the actual quality of the picture. While I may not love New York City, I will definitely look back fondly on the memories I have.